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 Post subject: Joke time :)
PostPosted: 15 Feb 2006 19:34 
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> A thirty-something woman meets a rather handsome and charming man in the bar of a highly-regarded restaurant. They talk, they connect, and
they end up leaving together.
>
> They go back to his apartment, and as he shows her around she notices
his bedroom is completely packed with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
Three wall-length shelves loaded with hundreds and hundreds of the little
> buggers ... carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall! It was
> obvious that he taken some time to lovingly arrange them and she was
> immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into
organising
> this very un-macho display.
>
> There were small bears along the bottom shelf; medium size bears along the middle shelf; and large sized bears all the way along the top shelf.
> Quite the display!
>
> She found it strange for a man (who was clearly straight) to have such
a large collection of teddy bears, but doesn't mention it out loud,
being really impressed by his obvious sensitive side. All the while
thinking to herself, "oh my, Maybe he could be the one? - maybe he could be the father of my babies!"
>
> She turns to him. They begin to kiss slowly....and then rip each
other's clothes off and make hot, steamy love.
>
> After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this wonderful,
> sensitive guy - lying there together in the after glow, the woman
rolls over towards him smiling sweetly. She strokes his chest and coyly
asks, "So? How was it?"
>
> The guy replies:





"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf". :)

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